when girls sneeze theyre vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
once i started coughing while i was having sex and my boyfriend was like, “WOAH WTF”
I didn’t even know my own vagina did that
When a girl sneezes while on her period, the first plague strikes and the bloody Nile appears in her underwear.
reblogging for above comment.
I can’t wait to be done with this semester. I can’t wait for finals to be over. I can’t wait to not have classes for an entire month and not be constantly badgered with the stress of college assignments and exams. I can’t fucking wait.